You can’t fix mean or stupid, no matter how hard you try! However, no one has more opportunities to address “stupid” than Flight Attendants. Heard on United Air Lines: “Please remain seated until the plane is parked at the gate. At no time in history has a passenger beaten a plane to the gate, so do not even try! Also, please be careful opening the overhead bins because shift does happen.” On Delta I heard this on a trip to Maui. “There are two smoking sections on this flight, one on each wing exit. We do not have a movie in the ...