I had a cut and wanted to put a Band-Aid on it with some antibiotic cream. I went to the cabinet where we keep them and got out a Band-Aid, unwrapped it and looked for the antibiotic cream. The only tube laying there wasn’t opened so I opened it. After I looked at the tube for a minute, I discovered it was a travel-size tube of toothpaste. So, I went without and threw the Band-Aid away.
In the morning I asked my wife, and she told me three places to look. The last place I looked was where I had been ...