Uncle Mort’s contraptions and inventions usually are “farfetched.” Finally, he’s come up with one that is “near-fetched.” And, it may be of considerable help to those among us who daily dread what used to be a thoughtless and e_ortless routine: putting on socks.Some of us have basically surrendered, choosing to go barefoot at home, remaining sockless unless attending church, funerals or weddings.This time, my ancient uncle has, uh, designed what he calls his “sockassister,” a device requiring only a child’s jump rope, PVC pipe, a saw and a drill. With minimal safety e_orts, this project may be attempted at home.First ...