The Idle American
Assurance that “man does not live by bread alone” is provided in Matthew 4:4 of the Good Book.
It fails to address the possibility that we may die from ingesting it, however, so the U. S. Food and Drug Administration is doing its part, suggesting the recall of hamburger and hot dog buns sold recently that may contain pieces of sharp plastic.
There have been no further details as to ascertain the origin of said pieces, but it’s easy to imagine that swallowing them could be a gullet-ripping experience.
The baker of the buns is Flower Foods of Atlanta, GA. It ...